slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

metallickah:
unrealthings:
batreaux:
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks
#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble
letswishuponastar:
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant